Sparks Steak House

Dress code: business casual. Thanks for the tip, Sparks website. I’ll be sure to eat somewhere else. If you haven’t figured it out by now, we’re not fans of Sparks. Everything about the place feels stuffy and corporate, like eating at the only steakhouse within twenty miles of a major convention center. Despite the business casual rule, most everyone you’ll see is dressed in a boxy suit. And on top of all that, the steaks are a letdown and the service is terrible. We don’t know about you, but we’ll skip this spot and eat a steak somewhere that doesn’t make us angry.